Which Button Should I Push?

The other day I was walking by a lady who works in the same building that I work in. She was staring at her computer and speaking out loud, "Which button should I push?"

In as much as I am always trying to be funny (kinda like now) I seized the opportunity thusly:

"Well, if you want to be married, you should probably push the big button marked 'COMMIT.'"

"Oh, and if you are a conservative or a pro-lifer, you should probably not push the big red button marked 'ABORT.'"

I suppose that I should have ommitted that last conditional.

Go therefore and do likewise... After you have read all of my other blog entries.